Ha ha he he

Does anyone out there in Internet-land have any funny astronomy jokes? In fact, is it even possible to have funny astronomy jokes? The best I've heard so far is via Megan and goes:

A spiral galaxy walked into a bar. The barman said "Oi! Get out. You're barred".

It is much better than most I've heard but could you do better? I would like to use some astronomy jokes on a future mid-month Jodcast, so if you have any you would like to contribute, please add them here.

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Posted in astro blog by Stuart on Wednesday 06th Jun 2007 (19:03 BST) | Permalink
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